Being naked is better than being clothed. If mom insists on clothing me, I will accessorize with garments pulled from the dirty laundry pile. (Dad's underwear makes a great hat.)
If mom is sitting at the computer, it means that she wants to hold me on her lap so I can help her type.
But forget mom's lullabies, this video makes me stop crying:
Warning folks: never wear the underwear without smelling it first. Trust me on this.