So I ventured down to my basement grocery store to get ingredients for the evening meal. My list:
Potatoes from The Man's garden plunder (stored in large plastic bins, I think maybe from our Christmas shrubs past).
2 # Beef from some relatives cow.
I found six inches of water in the basement, flooding anything stored on the floor, including The Man's Seed Potatoes. I know he values his garden stuffs, even if he does store them on the floor, so I called him right away. He took care of the water (because he's a hero like that) while I watched YouTube videos with the kids. Hey, I didn't want them to go swimming down there, which is naturally what kids would want to do, right?
I am not sure what distinguishes a "Seed Potato" from a regular "Potato" except, perhaps, for the presence of "Eyes." Does this mean they're alive? Am I a hero for rescuing them from the flood or a villain for eating them?
It is more complicated than you might think.
So maybe it was OK to eat her.
Wait a minute.