Tuesday, January 10, 2012

48 Hours Worth of Learning

Sunday's Lesson:
Pride comes before a fall.
Let's just hope it happens to me next time, not the baby.

Monday's Lesson:
If the doctor asks, "Oh, they just glued [the cut on baby's forehead]?" the correct response is "Yes." Not, "Actually, we fixed it with superglue." 

Monday Night's Lesson:
If you're going to be awake all night with vomiting and diarrhea, Cormac McCarthy's novel, The Road, is not a good reading choice. 

Tuesday's Lesson:
It doesn't matter if she is pale, weak and has barf-breath, everyone wants mommy.  The good news? Playing in mommy's bedroom while she is passed out in her bed is almost as good as having mommy actually take care of you.

I can hardly wait to see what the rest of the week brings!

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